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The Spoiler Show Episode Three – Dungeons and Dragons with Jeff Turner

#SpoilerFriday has arrived, bringing with it a new episode of what else, THE SPOILER SHOW! In this thrilling installment, Marcus and I are joined by our old pal Jeff Turner, who’s been a member of our D&D groups from almost the beginning. He tells us tales of the distant past known as the late ’80s – early ’90s, and what it was like to grow up geek in small-town British Columbia. In honour of Wizards of the Coast’s beginning their playtest of D&D 5th Edition a couple of weeks ago (which you can download and check out for free at the site), Marcus, Jeff and I also discuss where we’re at with the myriad editions of the game available these days.

The Spoiler Show Episode Three – Dungeons and Dragons!


Spoiler Show Episode 3 – D&D with Jeff Turner

I think the only SPOILER ALERT for this episode is for your IMAGINATION. Much swearing and beer-drinking crops up though.

If you have any burning questions for The Spoiler Show, our email address is spoilershow@gmail.com. The feedburner link for the show is here: http://feeds.feedburner.com/spoilershowpodcast. If you want to add us to your itunes queue, just click the “Add to itunes” link at the feedburner page.

Join us again next week, as Marcus and I discuss the current state of superhero comics, specifically DC: THE NEW 52, with our ALMOST ONE-YEAR WRAP-UP!

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Downton Abbey D&D Alignment Chart

Just saw the last episode of Downton Abbey‘s second series, and it was excellent. If you haven’t seen this great show, it’s about the wealthy owners of an English manor house in the 1910s, as well as the servants who live in the “downstairs” world. If you liked the movie Gosford Park from a few years back, or are a fan of good English drama series like Pride and Prejudice or especially Brideshead Revisited, you owe it to yourself to check this show out. If you’re not into English historical drama, imagine if the attention to story detail and character development you see in something like The Wire was translated to a different time period and you’d be close to what Downton Abbey offers. Anyway, here’s the chart. Notes below may contain SPOILERS, so fair warning. Feel free to bitch about my choices in the comment section.

Downton Abbey Alignment Chart

Notes:

- Bates (LAWFUL GOOD) is a total bro, willing to put everything he cares about at risk for his employer and the woman he loves. He could probably stand to let his boss in on what’s going on sometimes, though, for his own sake.

- While there were many, many, many excellent quotes for Violet, the Dowager Countess of Grantham (CHAOTIC NEUTRALLY played by the inimitable Maggie Smith, whom most of you’ll remember from Harry Potter), there’s relatively few out there for Lady Sybil (CHAOTIC GOOD) and Carson (LAWFUL NEUTRAL). I had to take what I could get, basically.

- Cora, Countess of Grantham being TRUE NEUTRAL might be the most controversial choice on this chart, but her absolute nonchalance with regards to dicking around in Downton heir Matthew Crawley’s love life made me edge her towards the middle. The woman can be very cold when it suits her purposes.

- As for the rest I couldn’t fit on there, most of the staff would probably hover around NEUTRAL GOOD with the obvious exception of O’Brien, who’d sit at NEUTRAL EVIL . Matthew Crawley would probably be LAWFUL GOOD, Lady Mary’d flit daintily between TRUE NEUTRAL and CHAOTIC NEUTRAL, and Anna’d be either NEUTRAL GOOD or CHAOTIC GOOD depending on how badly Bates has fucked himself over lately. It’s hard to pigeonhole some of the more rounded characters, but that is of course where all the entertaining debate on this subject comes from. Leave your diatribes, rants and screeds down in the comment section.

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Postgame Report: Killer Thriller – Death of the Authors

Enough with the pretentious literary analysis this page has devolved into. If only for a brief interlude, THE GEEK WANTS OUT!

 

Killer Thriller cover

So the other weekend some of my friends and I got together to play one of the many tabletop role-playing games I’ve collected but have never been able to use: Killer Thriller. It was an absolutely excellent gaming experience, one of the best I’ve ever taken part in. Killer Thriller is an extremely rules light game that has as its aim to replicate primarily the mood established by classic slasher movies, in the vein of the Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street franchises.

I called my scenario “Death of the Authors”. The story goes that at a small arts college somewhere in New England, the faculty and students were preparing for a yearly festival celebrating the famous 19th century poet Flickerton, with most of the proceedings to be held at his newly restored home, Harrow House. Little did the organizers of the event realize that this year, someone else would be stopping by the campus, a crazed killer with the sobriquet of “The Deconstructor.” Would a small band of professors, students and the campus drug dealer be able to make it through the night? Or would the psycho killer finally have his revenge on the oft-sleazy world of academia…

Killer Thriller character sheet

When I noted that the game is “rules-light”, I wasn’t kidding. The victims … I mean Player Characters, are defined by four stats and a Stereotype, and that’s it. We used note cards as our character sheets, as you can see above, and character creation was an absolute breeze. After choosing a name comes the Stereotype, a short phrase of description that serves as all this game needs in the way of characterisation. Things like “slutty cheerleader”, or “creepy janitor” replicate the one dimensional characters found in the source material, but there is a material benefit to be found here as well, as once per game every character can succeed at something they’d be good at. For instance, the cheerleader could potentially cartwheel over an obstacle in her path, or distract someone by taking off her shirt. The janitor might know all the good hiding spots in the school, or set up a “Caution – Wet Floor”-based trap for the rampaging killer.

Unlike most rpgs, characters in Killer Thriller are defined by their “Inabilities” rather than their abilities. These four stats are Unwise, Unluck, Undone and Unharm, and during chargen, the numbers 7, 8, and 9 are attributed to the first three (Unharm is derived by a die roll afterwards). A successful 2d6 roll-under on one of the first three inabilites means that the character, in true slasher movie style, either does, respectively, something reckless and stupid, has some really unfortuitous event happen, or just loses their shit after seeing something. It is the Director’s job to ask the players to roll as these situations arise.

The last statistic, Unharm, is a measure of how much punishment the character can be dealt before their big death scene. What is great about this mechanic is that after one of your characters dies (the game suggests each person run a stable of three), you get to add their full Unharm stat to another one of your characters, beefing them up for a potential run at taking out the monster that has bedevilled them all movie. Even more ingeniously, you get to add a bonus to the passed on Unharm if you play the character as stupid, horny and nonsensically as they would have been in one of the films!

Once my players cottoned to this idea, the game basically ran itself, as they were continually putting themselves in mortal peril for a chance at big point rewards, not to mention big laughs. You can also get a bonus for describing in as over-the-top a fashion as you can how your character left the mortal coil. This resulted in some of the most gut-wrenching, gore-splattering and just all around awful descriptions of death that it has ever been my pleasure to hear.

The monster, for most of the game, is essentially a force of nature, cutting a swath of carnage through the PCs until a certain condition is met: once the players start getting down to their last characters, the slasher must also begin to make rolls against his Inabilities, emulating the late-game mistakes that seem to bedevil even the greatest killers on film. This works marvelously, as by the end, both monster and surviving players are on an equal playing field with an uncertain outcome. It makes for a very tense and entertaining end to the session.

I would really recommend Killer Thriller to anyone who doesn’t want to take things too seriously at the gaming table. The characters came alive off the page as everyone really got into their roles; I would argue that the perceived “lack” of characterisation embodied in playing a Stereotype is actually a gateway to real free-form role-playing, unbound by things like “backstories” and “motivation.” Everyone got really inventive with their descriptions of death, riffing off one another and setting up awesome scenes that no one sick person could have done all on their own. The set up was laughably easy, as I figured out the basic idea and then wrote down three lines on a piece of paper. Done! It was a bit confusing to refer to die rolls against “inabilities”, as it’s counter to every other game I’ve played, but we got the hang of it by the end.

We’re definitely going to play this game again, I’m thinking of running a Comic-Con themed one once we get back from San Diego this year. Who knows, perhaps the Deconstructor didn’t die when the bomb attached to a lawnmower went off  as his face was getting chewed off…

Go buy this excellent game here: http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product_info.php?products_id=85898 It’s only THREE BUCKS, what do you have to lose, honestly?

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Boardwalk Empire D&D Alignment Chart

After the huge success of the Deadwood and Community alignment charts, I decided to try one for what was, in my opinion, one of the best new shows of last year. Hopefully the next season starts up soon!

Notes:

- I had a really tough time finding someone from this show to fill the alignment of Lawful Good. Something about the fact that everyone’s a gangster on this show, I guess. I went with Angela Darmody, but wouldn’t you know it, there aren’t very many quotes of hers floating around out there, especially not ones that aren’t in relation to Jimmy. Rectify this.

- I left out the lovely Lucy Danziger and Chalky White, because other people fit the roles they’d slot in to better, at least I thought so. They’d be CN and NE respectively, I think. Chalky, especially, had some good quotes, though. “These here my daddy’s tools…”

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My D&D Campaign Overview Part One – The Companions of the Bouncing Barrel

Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition Player's Handbook

With all of the recent discussion of fine works of literature for the past few months, and because I don’t want to read Brideshead Revisited too fast because I’m actually really enjoying it, I felt it was time to inject the “nerding” back into thisnerdinglife. For this reason, I’ll now talk about the current state of the Dungeons and Dragons campaign I’m running, as this is extremely important information that all of you folks at home need to know about.

A d20

This is the second “season” of D&D that my group and I have played through. The first one, which we started not too long after 4th Edition’s release in 2008, ran until last year, and it still influences our current games to this day. The first campaign was called “The Bouncing Barrel Chronicle,” and detailed the adventures of bouncers at the eponymous drinking establishment, found in a small town named Harlan’s Folly in a PoL (points of light, 4th Edition’s nearest thing to a defined campaign setting) world.

Eventually, smaller skirmishes against soup-dwelling monstrosities and the disgruntled goblin chefs who love them, dragons who want to destroy a brewery and kruthiks plaguing a dwarven freehold grew into a large scale conflict pitting the PCs against the Sons of Pelor, a racist paramilitary group that wanted to ensure human supremacy on the continent. The Sons of Pelor organization was run by a man named Aloysius Stendhal, aided by his “spell-sniffer” grand vizier Levitz Thaumaturge. In a series of guerilla warfare sorties, the party was aided by Lyra Grimsdottir, a mercenary commander whose body was encased in a gigantic suit of armor, picture that of a Warhammer 40K Space Marine, but about twice as big (the party would eventually come to realize that she was a Tetrarchian Guardsman, more on that later).

The Pelorian War, as this conflict came to be known, came to an end with the climactic Battle of Harlan’s Folly, where the forces of Pelorian aggression were routed after Thaumaturge was killed (but not after he took the life of Binwin Underhill, proprietor of the Bouncing Barrel) and Stendhal forced into hiding. We took some time at this point in the campaign to run some classic D&D adventures.

White Plume Mountain cover

The party fought its way through S2- White Plume Mountain, which I did almost no work to modify, just replacing the monsters with their 4e versions (or a reasonable facsimile of), as I wanted to try and replicate the original experience as well as we could. Unfortunately we found that the original maps did not lend themselves well to 4e’s dynamic fighting mechanics, which require a fair amount of space for some effects and powers.

Still, the charm of the old-school adventure definitely rubbed off on the group, as they especially enjoyed Snarla the werewolf and the spinning tunnel behind which she lived, as well as the men who lived in the anti-gravity river room, not to mention the crab who protects the magical trident Wave. The story reason for all of this old-school awesomeness, I decided, was time travel, and in deciding this, I was in fact setting the stage for the campaign to come, as the party stealing the evil wizard Keraptis‘ ill-begotten weapons would kick off the First Lich War and change the campaign’s history. After White Plume Mountain, I briefly flirted with using the “boons” system, a 4e replacement of sorts for magical items (which I despise), in having the party compete for the position of Reeve of the Western Territory, which had the Divine Right of Kings boon attached to it. Unfortunately, the party cared not for roleplaying any sort of political entanglements, and this gambit failed.

Ravenloft module cover

So we returned to the old-school with I6 – Ravenloft, a move that would, more than anything, set the mood for Season Two of the campaign. And that’s where I’ll leave off today.

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Community D&D Alignment Chart

So I know there’s another one of these floating out there in the ether, but after tonight’s D&D themed episode (which was pretty great, right?), E. and I decided to make an alignment chart for Community. And here it is:

Community Alignment Chart

Notes:

- E., of the lovely blog Straight on Till Morning, provided quotes this time around, while I found pictures and stuff. I don’t much care for MS Paint anymore.

- All of Abed’s best quotes come in long rambling sections, which would be a shame to break apart for the purposes of this exercise.

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Sitting in the Dark With Strangers 2010: Part Three

Here’s numbers 20-11 on my list for last year. As usual the rules I laid out before still apply. SPOILER WARNINGS for crybabies are still in effect.

Let Me In poster

20. Let Me In (saw for free from work): It’s been a little while now since I saw this film, and thinking back I did still enjoy it. I don’t know how much merit there is in comparing it to Let the Right One In, the Swedish original, as they both do a pretty good job within the accepted film language of their home country. The original is a bit slower-paced, the remake plays around with time a bit more, but they both do an acceptable job with the subject material. I will say the CGI speedy-vampire stuff was a little lame, but some other scenes more than make up for that. The scene that salon.com has selected from this film for their “scene of the year” was also one of my favorites (you can see their play-by-play analysis on it here: http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/film_salon/2010/12/31/scenes_2010_let_me_in, one thing they do not mention very much is how well the music on the radio works, too.

Get Him to the Greek poster

19. Get Him to the Greek (paid to see): While it wasn’t as good as Forgetting Sarah Marshall (which felt so raw and real to me, it could have been a real story re-interpreted for all I know), Get Him to the Greek was pretty funny in its own right. All the stuff with Puff Daddy was pretty great, and Colm Meaney played a pretty douchey father, a far cry from the Miles O’Brien I know and love. Can’t really think of anything else to say, the threesome was pretty funny as well.

The Girl Who Played with Fire poster

18. The Girl Who Played with Fire (saw at the Princess): This was my favorite of the three books, but only my second favorite of the movies. Probably due to the fact that the novel had more time to develop the new characters who join the Millennium team, where the film feels like it takes place maybe a week after the first movie. I also liked the scenes in the book where Lisbeth flits around the Caribbean using Wennerstrom’s ill gotten gains, but I completely understand why that was excised. What is it about Sweden and the girl-revenge genre? Does it have something to do with Pippi Longstocking? On that topic, what North American children’s book character will Daniel Craig’s character be named after in the remake, maybe Encyclopedia Brown or something like that?

Kick-Ass poster

17. Kick-Ass (paid to see): Full disclosure: I don’t really care for much for Mark Millar’s output. Wanted was only okay (I still wish the movie version would have gone with the kid as being a descendant of a Deadshot-type character and heir to a world of supervillainy rather than just ripping off Assassin’s Creed as they did, but getting rid of the idea of having Eminem be the main character was a good idea), I outright despised Civil War, and the only one I’ve really enjoyed so far was Marvel 1985. This being said, I ended up really enjoying Kick-Ass the Movie. I really liked the way the bad guy planned on revealing Kick-Ass and Big Daddy’s identities online, that was pretty nice, and Chloe Moretz as Hit-Girl was pretty great. There’s only one real qualm I had with the film (other than the fact that a jetpack with guns is pretty stupid) which was the Bazooka Issue. Listen, I’m no Batman or anything, but don’t you think Hit-Girl and Big Daddy could have just set up in an apartment across the street from the villain’s place, then shot the bazooka at his house when they saw him through the giant windows? You know, at basically any point during the proceedings? And don’t go saying to me “The bazooka was in the movie for the exciting finale, don’t overthink it so much!”, no! Call it a Reverse Chekhov’s Gun technique: yes, the gun is going to be used at some point, but it should be used in a way that makes sense, and isn’t a cheap sight gag.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One poster

16. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One (paid to see): Just a solidly-crafted film. I’m still pretty sure that Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is still my favorite movie, but this one’s probably a solid second place. I do have some difficulty telling them apart after all this time, though, and reading through each book in one day also compounds this issue as I don’t really remember the sequence of events that well either. The absolute desperation on display was more palatable than it was in the book, for me, as it took a lot less time. I’m still kind of hoping that they retcon Ginny and Harry out of getting together for the last movie, that always struck me false. Probably not going to happen, but I can still dream. We spent a long time hemming and hawing over whether to watch this one, so by the time we did, we were treated to the experience of teenage girls on clearly their second or third viewing giggling  at things that were just about to happen. That was pretty irritating.

The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights poster

15. The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights (saw at the Metro): Just a lovely rock documentary, and it even featured a concert I was at! Why was Meg crying at the end though?

Splice poster

14. Splice (paid to see, then the studio sent me a free DVD): This was another one I watched after listening to Moviebob. He’s probably correct about the sorts of movies I’d like to see about 60% of the time. This was a lot cooler than I thought it could be, descending into a sort of Cronenburgian body horror right at the very end. I liked this bitter little pill quite a bit in the end.

Iron Man 2 poster

13. Iron Man 2 (saw for free): Nowhere near as good as the first one, but decent none the less. It’s weird, the things I thought I wasn’t going to like ended up being the things I liked the most, and vice versa. I was worried that Mickey Rourke would accent the place up too much as Whiplash, but he turned out to be really restrained. Whereas I thought I’d like Don Cheadle as Rhodey, but he was nowhere near as bombastic enough as he needed to be to stand his ground against the rest of the cast. I also really hated how Rhodey sold Stark out to the U.S. government and gave them the Iron Man armor, that was lame. It was during this movie that I started to notice a weird effect in the audience, particularly on some of the people I saw it with. When a scene from the trailer was about to occur, everyone tenses up and gets all excited, which is weird because shouldn’t they be doing this at parts they haven’t seen yet? I’m sure you could go all Baudrillardian on it and say that they’ve taken control of that image by repeatedly seeing it in the trailer, or something, but it still felt really weird to me. Also, I still don’t like Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. Yes, I know Ultimate Nick Fury is specifically drawn to look like him, but nothing else in the film was that much like the Ultimates (thankfully). He just seems to act as his own cool self all the time these days, rather than as any “character”. I suppose we can thank Quentin Tarantino for that, can’t we? I liked John Slattery as Stark’s dad, that was pretty inspired casting.

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo poster

12. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (saw for free from work): When I was typing the title just now, I originally wrote “The Girl With the Dagon Tattoo.” That’s just too good an idea to be true, someone should start a Call of Cthulhu campaign based on that premise right now! Go do it! Anyway, I liked this the best of the three Millennium films, but I have to say, if the American one is going to be anywhere near as good as the three originals, we should be in for a treat. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’s sort of like Star Wars: A New Hope. You can watch it and get a pretty good experience without really feeling the need to delve more into the mythology, whereas I feel the sequels would be incomprehensible on their own. E. was a little disturbed by how the pleased the audience was with Bjurman’s ultimate fate, but I found that the resolution to that storyline had the cathartic effect you’d find in a good slasher movie. Sometimes it’s nice to see someone wronged get revenge, and this doesn’t (to me) take away from the wrongs inflicted by Lisbeth’s guardian. I’m willing to bet they’ll tone that shit down considerably in the American version, for sure.

Machete poster

11. Machete (paid to see): Probably the most fun I had at the movies this year. I love that old grindhousey-type shit, almost to a fault. My brother and I seem to be the only people who can stomach watching all the way through any of the 42nd Street Forever trailer DVDs in one sitting, and even then there’s a bit of a dulling-feeling after a while. This movie definitely comes from that sort of tradition, as is as awesome as any movie can be. Roger Ebert was bemoaning the current cinema’s lack of “casual” nudity, but this one definitely covers that, even if they used a body double for Lindsay Lohan. Other than maybe being 10 minutes too long, I absolutely loved this thing.

Coming next time, the exciting conclusion to this year’s Sitting in the Dark With Strangers! Who’ll be Number One?

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Deadwood D&D Alignment Chart

Where do you fit, cocksucker?

So here’s an alignment chart that my friend Marcus and I made last week, in the style of Mighty God King’s fantastic Mad Men Alignment Chart from a few days back. I think we did a pretty solid job on this one, but here’s a few thoughts:

- Wikiquote does not have very many good quotes to give to our CG character, Trixie. Rectify this at once. I just picked one that I thought was funny.

- Picking a True Neutral was very difficult. Also, this is probably the sweariest alignment chart I’ve seen.

- Where’s Jane? It was our opinion that Jane’s alignment seems to change based on a. who she’s with at the time, and b. her present state of drunkenness. For the most part, she’d probably be a good candidate for either CG or CN depending on what’s going on in the camp.

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Hello world!

Welcome to This Nerding Life, my new blog. Herein I plan to keep you up to date with the exciting, thrill-a-minute lifestyle of the professional geek, as well as showcase some personal projects in an attempt to start writing things down on a regular basis again. Here’s some things you can look forward to in the years ahead:

- Updates on things going on in the comics world, tabletop roleplaying and other nerdy topics.

- Writing projects that I’ve had kicking around in my head lately, like “Trailers That Never Happened”, where I’ll attempt to write screenplays for grindhouse movie trailers that were sadly too awesome for this world (yet).

- I’d also like to start posting my old academic work up for people to see. While one of my papers was published when I was at school, the chances of me getting anything else done through the official means is pretty slim at this point in my life. I still enjoy looking at some of my old work now and then, so who knows, maybe you will be inspired to write something in response (or copy/paste at 4 in the morning the night before your paper is due).

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